Rewind.

So VH1 premiered 3 new shows on Monday night. I Want To Work For Diddy, Luke's Parental Advisory and New York Goes Hollywood. Now being as though these three shows comes on between the hours of 9-11p, I really don't want to split time from watching RAW and those three. So I watched all three today and I'll give my spin on each one.

1. I Want To Work For Diddy

So pretty much it's a bunch of people that want to be Diddy's Personal Assistant. You have the loud, boss one of the bunch(Kim), the black dudes that want to make a name for themselves, the white chicks, the ghetto girl and the token transgender person. So pretty much their first test were to complete a bunch of tasks. And I think the Downtown team won.

So my take on this is that if you are going to be working for a person like Diddy, you are going to have to really step your game up. You can't be sitting around just twiddling your thumbs, you have to PRODUCE RESULTS! A person like Diddy don't want no slacker. And from the looks of his former P.A.'s, he ran them ragged.

2. Luke's Parental Advisory

The 2 Live Crew frontman has his own reality show (who doesn't these days). He pretty much is about to get married and I guess this show is to show his family life or what not. Premiere episode talked about his son and porn. Luke's soon to be wife (heard they are married now with no pre-nup..HA that must be love.) found a porn dvd (folks still buy porn dvd's wooow) under Luther Jr's bed. So Luke played the father role and told him not to watch the flick. Asked him was he having sex and that he had to cut loose the 15 year old girlfriend with a child (guess that's news to him). Son countered with the whole oh you were doing things young too and kids around his age are gonna want to watch porn. Luke goes to Staples or Office Depot to get the blocker.

Now I was having a conversation with bae about this. Now we all know about how Luke is -- it's a business. But yes he has children now and he has to keep that seperated. That would be really irresponsible if he were to have his children caught up in the mix of his work life. Yes we know Luke got paid off of how he portrayed women and one would assume that since that is his son, he would follow in Daddy's footsteps. But not all kids are that way. You don't see Hulk Hogan's two children in the wrestling ring (Brooke has her own show and Nick's in prison trying not to drop the soap). Anyway, the point I'm making is when you are in the entertainment business, you do what your job to put food on the table. If you have a family, you have to keep things separated from your job. I think I'm gonna like Luke's show.

3. New York Goes Hollywood.

Uh yeah Tiffany is trying to become an actress. So since she's "dating" Tailor Made, she has a new house in L.A. and she's trying to get her thing moving. She has an assistant and she did a comedy thing. Blah Blah

Eh this show is boring. I guess things will pick up with the new dude she is all over. Plus her moms is making an appearance. *gag*